Thursday 7 February 2013

07/02/2013 - MY DOG HEARS THE ATOLLS AGAIN


My dog hears the atolls again. He says they taste of Western values with a scrub in the middle from the left hand of Jesus. Little known fact: Jesus was left-handed with both hands at the exact same time. Now that he's been out to sea for a few weeks now, I'd imagine a story of my dog is well within order. My dog is a godly creature with ears pricked to the sunrise and eyes forced towards yeoman surprises. Catatonic love fests are constantly colliding within his runt skull but he has no particular interpretation of love when based around sexual acts. He grunts and humps the tie-dye cardigans of our city. I blindfold him shortly before the act.

He has goggles that I put him in when he isn't thinking and they slip over his irises like a pair of lemon-tinted harbingers. The effects are profound in my taste buds and I can't say why without the service of a policeman. My dog has little tiny tinny teeth that gnaw into the state of mind that foolish children adopt after seeing soft porn films accidentally with daddy in the back of a neighbour's car. It's the wheels that concern me most.

My over-baked puppy is born of the horizon in Hiroshima, hence his taste for foul thunder. His ears are like the leafs on a calendar tilting on an ironing board of gloom. Gloom is my dog's favourite word; it is the one he teaches to his cur friends. His tail is a drain pipe for his soul and it leads directly to his chasm paw.

My dog is brown and silver where the spots should rise. He is a great wilderness of lovely righteous creeper fields. I use his hair to thread the bobbins of my soon-to-be enemies. I feed him an enema shortly before this so that I can maximise the thrust of these twisted hairballs. Nevertheless he rules the room that I was born in and watches over the little people that fill his right eye. He is colour-blind and hopeless at crossword puzzles from scrawny hands. This is usually when he sits on my desk and fortuitously wields my pen knife at the oblong noses of the people who live just over our shoulders.

Neil and Erasmus have petted my dog but they do not understand the complexity of this action. They believe his hairs to be compressing under their sweet words but in fact his hairs are retracting so they can readily bite the hand in case of unwitting rescue. It bends their minds how he beds the bitches. This a world of freedom for wrinkled sheets and doggy whispers.

My dog is begging for the Sun God Ra to come down and tussle with him. Or maybe I should ask Mr. Ra to tousle his tail and feed him some hydrogen treats that are good for the bones of healthy wildebeests.  My dog is a bad influence but a deterrent to all children of the damning phone call.

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