Friday 1 February 2013

01/02/2013 - ELECTROCUTE ELECTROLYTE


Electrocute electrolyte electrolysis in the night; time for a lime green shirt. Leave it unbuttoned and watch it giggle in a hideous way as the wind brushes by. Flourishing liquorice will open the eyes and noses of the living dead as they sunbathe in drinking establishments. These things power through and power through again until the daytime asks for a couple of sugar cubes to munch on. Mulch is always the answer in this case. Erasmus on an aeroplane will play it like an airplane kangaroo. The beat box is not in fact a box but a circle settled into the shape of a sandy beach. Blasphemy is like a liquor for the soul, tawdry and tickly down the throat. Life is left red raw. Watches are forgiven in this place. The dolly dances to see Erasmus on the plane, sliding backwards. Lusty eggs are swallowed by onlookers as the token falls from his right hand. Cobbles are a good place to land for the blooded and beaten. I have pink shirts just for such an occasion: cupboards filled with full stops, crammed with crawling thingies. Drain pipes. Drain pipes. Oh so holy drain pipes. The daffodils grow out of the spout and grin in greenery. Sweet sworn photosynthesis. The shoe laces of glaciers will eat the darkest dingoes. Execution is everything to the final nibble, especially when the DVD is running in loops. Crashing looms with silver edges will put all our wrongs to right and written. Their enemies are the tombstones that reside at the bottom of lonely ponds. International acclaim will save him proper. He has hands that clap with folding hair on the knuckles. Shelves to be collected so go get them. Grinding will grunt you down the wrong end of the back alley where nobody goes these days, out of fear that someone with eleven eye patches will rub them with rolled up socks. Ghosts have been glad of very little these past few months, namely bears and fridge-freezers. The doctor of orthopaedics will shoot down these renegade traitors with the help of his rolled-up newspaper. Everyone else shall laugh from the sidelines. Formal wear is optional and subject to fee. Versions of the same question have been passed through the centuries: Why go into town at all? The answer is simple: to get some eggs and drown their dribbles in a sea of cuddly love. Melt down the happiness and what you have is a better way of thinking that doesn't leave you constipated and consecrated. The case is closing and opening and opening and closing while you breathe in the face of grander schemes. Drive your point home and pay it the usual fare and then maybe go up to their place for a quick nightcap and the promise of sexy quadruples. Pasting snakes is a task that must be done but, when it is done, it inevitably leaves you rosy and hospitable. When you're next seen, they will fill you with rocks.

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