Tuesday, 8 April 2014

08/04/2014 - THE CHIMES OF MUSKET FIRE


The chimes of the musket fire: I wasn’t even there. I was kissing the fish tank with my hands soaked in comedy and a fair blob of tragedy bobbed on the bridge of my nose throughout the arduous process which was really annoying as I remember it. The matter was sirloin though but still the bloodied cheek newly transposed itself onto my face and it wasn’t nearly enough to pay me back for all the dirt and grime and sandy sod I had to endure at my feet. The shells were few and far between and my pocket watch was ticking over for Linda and her broad array of blue dyed shirts. She told me once, join us and then proceeded to act all shallow-like with straggly mesmerism and fetching cabaret to make it all seem virtually presentable. The kitchen drawer suffered the most as I choked on the goofy climes that inevitably shot across the bows and sterns of my numerical limbs.

What’s the license plate number? You’re bound to ask yourself and also bound to kick yourselves when you hear how simplifying the answer is. All the pretty dears are gone so we trotted out the slag to deliver your prize, she’s molten and carries around beepers and calling cards and various cute apparel. They like me for my hair, they like her for the same reason even though her’s is significantly different. And wiry. The times are reverting back to their Christian allegories and that doesn’t really spell much for the past links or the blinking nipples our nuptials promised. The runes that wed our elite organisation together made you the fluffer and the rest of us kingpins who don’t even need fluffers because we can fluff ourselves with a blank verse poem. The days are still as quaint as ever and don’t even muss up our suits our the suit laces that we absolutely insist upon being the upper class and all that, wot wot. Our masks need no chains to hold them in place, we merely have to look at them to prioritise them. Once there’s a hierarchy, there is no chance that the cast will return for the finale. And I’m glad.

Donna and Murray are probably shagging the carpets in the back of the shoe shop, they hate to be so tucked away but their coats fit nicely and the toggles are adorned with latex whiz threads that spoon and sparkle in the contraceptive light. The shows go on and play out with horrible trumpeting that marvels at its own minute destructive tendencies through cognitive hours of unreasonable powers. Work along to the beat and the masters are paid in plaid whilst the rest of us get something of actual worth: a game plan. We’ve got it roughed out already, let’s see what good it’ll do us to bend over backwards whilst we’re striving primarily left just to suit the times and uniform military formation regulation. Just pop on a cheerleader’s outfit and go slap on a good video.

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