Saturday 24 May 2014

24/05/2014 - ASIDE FROM THE HUGS

Aside from hugs, the lectern doesn't like physical touching so please don't fizzle or pop. If you feel that shit coming down on, you do it at the plinth. I want a divorce. The enablers are all decorative vegetables in the church, slung across the pews and raining down bath materials as if they were hazardous to someone without his will and testament in order, revved up and pushing 50 down a one-way street. It tastes nice, this stock; it sticks in the mouth and reverently refers to my verbose gums. Meanwhile the rest of me glistens and glints away.
            What is everybody? Where does it constitute? How does it simmer? In an egg cup? With soldiers? One night. One night with egg-fried rice. It's not an unusual question on a quest like this, at your request I might add. It's good to lack something, still at the temperature it needs to be at. Spill the stains and you don't know what from what or when from Wendigo. It's a tragedy, it's a shame. The rain blows and the sun whistles down and nothing is certain aside from petal blossom on the sphinx's good eye. I'm not quite ready to hallo angels, I don't have the correct command function let alone the adaptable circuitry. I'm maleficent, strung up by the wings of destiny. Harp plays softly, precious tunes to a familiar interlude. We're not far off now, are we? Six minutes. Right. You dry and I'll wash the smaller parts into dust.
            There once was a port where you could picture yourself with loved ones past but they closed it off due to refurbishment which was basically coded language for rainy day destitution. Schoolboys still arrive from overseas to the sound of disappointed wailings in the knoll. It stops and starts with its grassiness, keyed into the configuration of mankind's unnatural light sequence. Aardvarks and such like live in the pines now, their tongues reaching out towards hoarded backs, all turned and splashed with red paint. Our correspondents told us it was red paint but dye is still a distinct possibility.
            Half an hour later you'll be on all fours and wondering why your modesty is showing, why it's been shown to all candidates in last week's grand examination. They got it together in case you were to bare all at some point outside the privacy of your foundation but, don't worry, I cut it off just before the knees. You go that far south and nobody trusts you anymore, nobody will take their clientele or cardsharps to your office for the foreseeable future. They've quantified the tone of your skin, the exact tone and the results will be posted online the next time you take a shower. There won't be any cameras in there, any streaming aside from the water cascading down your long, prominent nose and the freckles making off with your cheeks.

            I make a mean argument, slay those germy jerks all the way round their briefing systems. We're causing all kinds of hassle, backhand.

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