Monday 5 May 2014

05/05/2014 - BARRICADE THE NEW HOSPITAL


Barricade the new hospital and you make the chief of surgery into your own personal torture device. She is a newfound leader with her legs gradually transmitting themselves into dance data and then something decidedly more psychotropic before the deadly deed is done and all that’s left are manly, hairless thighs. Why would you even want to end up being in charge of him/her? His parlour? Her chateau? He is a bastard/bitch that gets new maybes every time with his running water jokes and remarks about blind beauty as judgement at a poorly-laid table in the dark of somebody’s lamplight. Do you agree with our list? Surely you will derelict yourself with the deed pole and terrify what’s left of yourself with the possibility of rejoined numbers making themselves into their own brand of numerology, the kind only sold in select supermarkets thanks to a keen advertisement strategy. She is now a he and he is a mercenary for them, laying down firearms right in the path of their fat cat enemies to steal their babies before the soot’s even lost its sheen. Have a run-up, see what that good does you and how many product placements you’ll getfollowing it, with you deep voice and rich hands. Love makes all the Asian tartness blow down the hatchets from the walls they’ve been embedded in for the sake of Old Lang Syne. The chief of surgery has a special hat made entirely out of evil castration shears in the hopes that it’ll scare scum like you away from perfected folk like me, she’s too much chin hair to realise that the silky smooth skin shall dip apples right into the carbuncle of my limbless body. It hurts to respect other people and their wasted flexing, all their wastedflexing while the actor concerned about the river is selling letters to past relatives for a simmering finder’s fee of $50%. My offer still stands and that will see you appreciated by all your kindred for at least a quarter of a month each decade because that’s exactly the kind of power I presume to wield and assume that I have no limit to, I am that reckless and it’s paid off really well so far but you’ll no doubt come across me and tell me to take it all away and share some of it with the chief of surgery. Well, no, I don’t tax her to be honest so why should she get these wonderful trinkets? Her bikini zone doesn’t pass my kilter and, as you all know, I have several superheroes in my pocket, ready for the international market of saying goodbye to the sleepiest march hare as he dies in a sitting down position as if he, ironically, just heard about somebody’s death and it really hit home. You do get glimmers of hope in the white and glass buildings but the computers still cut your hair, your ‘p’s and ‘q’s short for its electronic amusement. The chief of surgery even heard it whir.

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