31/12/2013 - ANYONE WANT TO GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE

Anyone want to get out of the fridge before the new recruits get laundered in? I didn’t think so. Cart them off before they figure out that they can haggle with their stepdaughters and barter with their stepping stones – There’s magic to behold, there’s dead men all across the sanctity of barrages, there is an automatic declaration to sign off the back of each obsessive century, there is, there’s – As for Roger, Roger couldn’t stand the cinema, the cinematic heat, the shotgun pressed against his amygdale and the cast-iron phoenix he involuntarily rises with every breath – She is a beauty is the one he loves but cannot seem to hold onto without the standard length of net curtain, she is fickle but then all beauty is to some degree fickle where ugly suitors are concerned and the bills and the costs of living need to be paid regardless of  fine decision-making – They called down the old team: Peter, Sanchez, Erasmus, Mr Thank, Sandra, the Other Sanchez, Neil and Someone Something from Somewhere, they called the old team together to set the world on a perpendicular angle just to see the sights and recreate – Oh the hearty, they aren’t quite as photogenic as you remembered but that’s not your fault, it’s your prerogative to be pneumonic in the face of almost certain desire – As of no moment left to go, we have upped the platform and given into the drizzled cake of madness and its leading us to the tissues as we speak but then are we actually speaking to you or is this just a mean attempt at tickling the love bone of some big-bosomed actress? We will not be having that again, mister madam: the sooner your behaviour goes back in alignment, the sooner you regain your capital rights – When a fascinating journey is embarked upon it behoves mankind to hold its breath in such a way as to stupefy the faculties of disbelieving – When a comparatively missionary journey is embarked upon, using the word ‘embarked’ is like attending a ball game you just were never invited to – You need to get the good license for the good news – Repeating guys as gals in a room is a commonly misplaced pastime for the sanctimonious bullshitters with their heads up their endings, usually quitting on the tagline or footnote – Direct confrontation is advised for the ill because your cause is just and your cookies are in the mail at every available opportunity – The mullet is making a comeback and the comb-over is stepping back to reconsider its daze – Forty, fifty, sixty, eight-five promises all wrapped up in a sheet usually used for wayward tools – Characters keep on teaching caricatures to the world like the greyscale backgrounds will ameliorate the net curtains and somehow get them to reconnect over where the holes should be or at least used to be – Paragraphs come streaming out and men with the foreheads are pretending they can do the spin too even though the meeting was never cancelled and their lives were never changed-