Thursday 5 December 2013

05/12/2013 - THE ACT OF THE ELVES

The act of the elves was unconditional, it taught us all about the art and form of telling in a new age of satisfactory results. Appreciation is an outmoded probability, a deprecated piece of foliage under the numerical footfall of man's design. Where do we go from there, as opposed to here? It might be a superficial, supercilious question but it's question that plagues on and on until you do something to make it feel wanted and appreciated and regarded in some theoretical light. It can be a shard of a beam or a whole spotlight for the eye teeth but it has to be glorified or else the lions will come to peck out our lungs with handwritten bridges tucked behind their claws.  

Afterwards I suggestion we call the local council to see what they stand on and for how long depending on heavy rainfall and possible flooding. It's the sort of inquisition that won't take up more than five minutes of a gentleman's boredom time so these chaps will just have sit back and bear the contingent grins that will be blazed in their general direction. The wearers of these grins are patient men, luckily for our council chaps, and usually won't spill out all their content on a red-eyed contestant at once. Memory whitens and the march rattles on with indignant pause and laughing glasses. Just give up ten mean minutes of the time to follow this particular advertisement to a cult that will sanctify and sort itself into a religion in its own right though still with jelly legs beneath their ceremonial hems. They've given up on the leg and the women are following up their petitions with one more unabashed proclamation of messy grammar.


You're sweet and you know you are because the marriage license wouldn't find you any other way. Be sure and supple and the world will hike up your irreverence like the naughty vicar it is. Or maybe you'd prefer to look north to the hustled dentist or west to the neighbour who just so happens to be a tyrant and a sinner? Inspiration pops up everywhere and rarely accounts for itself in the correct caricature. After the talk of seasons is over and done with many children return to the dust their father's came from and whistle about typhoid until the forthcoming invitation of the Last Great Backgammon Tournament. All you'll say is wow, that is the password and literally all you will ever need to say while up there. Capture the first one in a tincture, it's the freshest and provides the most interesting optical illusions that will impress the dying and ripened. These are monsters with wilful points and protracted personal positions on most claptrap arguments of the heart. Get your drink, grab your gripe, fasten up, buckle down, let your hair down further or higher and give up to the creature of all your cuddliest habits. Haemophilia shouldn't have to be like striking gold when the rush and the fever have past and you're hurtling past the seats.

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