Thursday 7 March 2013

07/03/2013 - QUILTS AND FORGIVENESS


            Quilts and forgiveness go together in the grimy pocket of time. Maybe life is a complication, a complexity that refuses the answer like it does the question. Maybe it is a swaddling catheter that binds the hand and drains the eye fluid one dollop at a time. Maybe life is unlike the universe, maybe it's a grin that cannot be found in a picture of curved flesh. Maybe pulverising prosperity is all we need to think about for now on our mortal aeroplane. Did you remember the baggage? Of course you did. You're perfectly reliable in that respect.

            So curtsy to the sweltering clock hands and make sure you've kept your finger to the pulse all your eternity. So bring the carriage round and decide where it would be best to go next and throw the map out of the window. Leave it to me, I'll cut the thing to ribbons. That's what's best for it, don't you know. Salamanders eat burnt paper like it was raisins and unholy dialects. We'll leave behind a powder of our livelihood. It's what the world would want as it sees us out through the back garden. The world loves all its guests but sends them through different exits like prejudice is a sweetener of the deal.

            Liars and frugal incompetence are soon parted when schisms begin. The game begins anew and there's a bigger gap to cross. Vines will suddenly be needed but they'll have to be rationed out. That's the way it goes in business, climb all you want you're going to slip sometime. Quasi-safety is the best escape method though it rarely dresses up as a net. There's nothing safe about nets. Rope burns. We've all seen the dark cloud's rotting teeth and tendency to spit at thirsty heretics. Erasmus is it's conduit.

            The last remaining choice is to stupefy the dark and expect it's pound coins to come rolling out in dollar bundles. Dartmouth is the pyre for grogginess and perspective. Dive headfirst into text and let's see how the backsplash plays out. My guess is it's all acidic, tastes like thunder sprinkled with fire water. Here: download the recipe and see what I mean. What are you talking about - it'll only take five minutes of your life, you're doomed if you don't. Don't be twat, eh? Dastardly rosaries are clasping their hands as if in prayer but they're really tapping out a message to the final pitfall. Fifty days left, is what you've got.

            So what can you do with fifty days? Why, think of course! Wear your tiaras and beckon the vigil of nonsense like you would do when you call your kids to come in for echoing practice. Stand-off with the cat's tail and choke that bastard Mr. Nobody before he calls the police and reprimands our petty gargantuan souls. Us fools are the most serious individuals in the business so challenge their bias with a spit bubble. Quotients of mind-bending shall teach these babes to die.

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