Monday 4 March 2013

04/03/2013 - SNUB-NOSED, RIB-HEADED PORCUPINE


                Snub-nosed, rib-headed porcupine feast! Let us all exclaim in full voice! Let us all wrap our tiny little heads around the razor's edge and question the reflection we leave behind on the hilt. Crossing over to the softer end makes the heart a bit too gleeful for most people's liking but we'll just carry on regardless and leave them to stuff it. We exist! We have curtailed far too long for the prince's sum! He will lower his descent and drop billiard balls on our hunched shoulders, laughing all the way to his own personal bank. How vile he can be! And his leaflets! Oh! Centurion logic!

                In the meantime we shall pine after hoof prints and wonder where the best place is to buy hammocks that bend only ever so slightly. My crudity may bring us down but it's spring time so we shouldn't worry too much about it. We have our youth. We have a whole 48 hours! A terrific time for interrogation!

                Plosive love and frigid determination and homely violation is what we can do in the here and now. Aren't we marvellous in this light? The sheen hasn't quite worn off yet. I'm daft but I'm saved from complete brevity by our communal handiness. Pyramids and pyramids and prisms and derogatory statements involving isosceles tramadol. The blowing hindquarters are whistling out of the storm and defying the plink-plonk. Derbyshire is quivering at the stroke of a thirsty thigh. We are the ones with the fat fingers! We are us, only kinder! We are knocking on the foreheads of grafting children. All the ducks are swimming in the cess pool and do not tread to carefully around them. We shall  publicise! Us and them! Two as one before the rotund sun! The wasps nest led us here.

                It concerned me now and again but now is again and I suppose it shouldn't be quite right anymore. Hanging nails from the counter top has been made illegal round these parts and I should unleash the silverware  The deathly colours are watching and waiting just beyond my fallen eyelids. I am writhing in the pain of the ground and I feel only the most absolute fragility. Boston Samson told us he'd sooner rip the neck off over consensus than spit before the football match. Maybe we should leave him behind and respect his absence like a grim space cartoon.

                The blossoming of the blooming of the bangers and mash! WE SHALL BRANDISH THIS STATEMENT LIKE YOUR MOTHER'S KITCHEN TOWEL! Goodness can be turned into a weapon, you just need to provide the glue. We're talking chalices and chalices of super duper amazing awesome magic glue, the sort of stuff that makes your grandmother dribble into her body bag. The flesh can be scraped back and fed to a grounded Road Child provided that you can find their best appendage. We're fast losing respect for you so make your decision soon and don't try to tend the sheep unnecessarily. We'll know.

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