Saturday 27 July 2013

27/07/2013 - IF IT WOULDN'T BE TOO MUCH TROUBLE

            If it wouldn't be too much trouble, I'd like to strangle you. It's not a mark against your people's name, it is merely an attempt at reformation, at renovation but definitely not tracking. These are snippers, chipper chattering snipper snacks and they're not green just yet. The ripening comes in value gasps, gentle and infrequent as God would have it if he weren't tightening his whiskers with abandoned lunacy. I implore you with plastic droplets, I teach you with the happiness of suffered children. Little left-handed lovers often mistake my official documents for press release material and, as a result, I'm a constant source of pleasure for comical poets vacationing in raided limb stations. At least we didn't let the cancerous action pustule in, he might have infected our infestation otherwise and thrown back our production costs by thirty thousand fold years. I'm going about it all wrong, your life that is.

            Get yourself some coffee, crack a can and split the prim toboggan with unlikely methods. She was really rather professional and fabled in the stars when bloated passage became a thing of the evening. It was beautifully fucked and princely and right up the alley street of correct change. Staying sane means not coming in the kitchen, not even daring to enter it or dilly dally or nothing too prescriptive. Hit me with your best sidewinder and we'll test that particular hypotheses with grim gusto and good gouging. The world needs less crime through those specific methods. Not these specific methods, the one's over there beside the plant pot armada.

            We all want the goodies for our small parts, we only want a decent amount of protection and perhaps a written declarative to state this in a fancy-lined tricky manner. There are no consequences, no drama, no precursor to the finale. It makes for a playful tune but not one that sits well on any bought and paid for sofa complex. The tap snags and snarls and makes our ragtime into splendiferous dog ears. Goodness me, goodness glee, goodness for the sake of sanded-off shark salutes! I do suppose that the only waxwork business that remains in this tumult of a kingdom relies too heavily on headphone blasting technology but, as of this moment, all of our shares are flooding into the rock of aged turkey. Gobble goober! Go places and snog the host before he commands your head from your sheltered shoulders.

            Oh but you are a dearest snob if not the dearest snob who dares to keel over and spurt tantric saliva on horny-tailed bodices. The headbands are stark in their defence of messenger suicide tapes, they will ride the evidence all the way to the calculus tournament. These knockers keep knocking no matter who's in charge and who ties the boots to the sweated guests. Before we can even get away with that sort of shit we need to become more forgiving of ancient practises and rituals like scratching backs and playing tennis on the green.

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