Wednesday 3 July 2013

03/07/2013 - THE UTOPIAN SYRINGE


THE UTOPIAN SYRINGE

 

Silas met with Erasmus in a naked building surrounded by Anglo-Saxons swimming in the ensuing cake mixture. Silas didn’t recall his kleptomania, didn’t resolve it like he did the mascara addiction. Erasmus sought him out for this reason specifically: you never know when a neglected freshman will turn into a pilot of his own high energy refreshment. He brought Silas in to find the Utopian Syringe, the freaky juice that turns cowards into workaday ballpark figures of the highest order. Erasmus had a sister who impaled her own husband on the resulting earth spikes, her mind had become a jigsaw of many rattled headaches. Silas knew exactly where the leads were buried and who cleared the scene for a totem to be properly and unabashedly installed. His mind staggered and, in its staggering, continues to stagger to this day. Each of them had a rightful place, a location to disassemble the last design. To find the formula, he just needed to dribble and sniff.

 

THE CARTESIAN RUMBA

 

            Shuffle down! Shuffle down! Tumble to the Cartesian Rumba, the returned fatherhood of philosophy in subjective dance. Parties would be a fine thing if only the rhetoric wasn’t so exhausting, if only the discography would patent itself ahead of the proceedings. But then the music would have no house to arrange itself with deadly worth. Silas departs from the venue with little bits of evidence in his pockets. The internal revenue of the land swells in between his fingers, restraining his joints with a back-handed compliment. But no syringe. Alas no Utopian Syringe. Let’s be heading out for the off, Silas pronounced. It pays to be a dirty human being, wrinkling the earth a million miles away. He trips past the dance fleet and groans. The original idea is lost to this place, it’s been cavorted by Western ideals. Silas heads off to a fairer fight.

 

THE DESERTERS OF THE SLIME

 

            Silas wipes his feet and acts strident in the face of the Murk Maidens. Their grease conceals all their soft spots to fire upon. He doesn’t remove the rifle from his innards, instead he survives. He doesn’t breathe in the noxious fellows and in doing so survives to be killed another day. Silas knows that his death will be at the tip of a bladed instrument, glistening like a medical contraption. The Murk Maidens continue to flee their war.

 

THE PLOP-PLOP-PLOPPING

 

            Silas arrives at the castle of a thrifty labeller and demands to see the Utopian Syringe. The old git with the tight purse strings pulls out a hammock and tries to choke our hero with it but Silas chucks him down onto the cold hard slabs that line the courtyard. He twists the old man’s pointing end and waits for the plop-plop-plopping. It misses a beat but it’s clear enough. The thrifty labeller throws his shattered pointed end back towards the barracks. Silas discovers the syringe behind a crossbow collection and beckons Erasmus from his mean shady corner. They inject each other.

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