Tuesday 28 May 2013

28/05/2013 - THE SOAPY CLOUD ACTS

                The soapy cloud acts as a getaway from the creative orgy. To try another way is to flex indecency and get called out for being a tramp with no industrial background. Mnemonic sparks are flying from the underside of the cloud and, in doing so, drive all centrifugal forces out of the way. Jerks. Their testament is all fuddy-duddy and mistress-spanking. It's nowhere near as unique as Spatula Science or Fascinating Philosophy. Doodling fortune is an indecipherable right, a wimpy argument to throw in the face of farce. How the wind plucks the trees for its aphids only to spread them like so much rosary bead emanations. Today I think you know what I mean. Today I say canals and you'll recognise just how bland I'm being.

                I could call you dear reader but this isn't a self-help column. There are trowels to be curtseyed and downy fur to be blasphemed. Let's be honest here, we'd all much rather irradiate farmland than cultivate a traditional market value. A couple of moths always get in the way anyway. The tailspin is a historic expansion that breaks the United Kingdom into a sequence of lazy Bond themes. My hopping is the root cause of this million dollar skill and therefore must be tasked and taxed accordingly. Rapid change is a Nordic concept, a wonderful way to ruddy the cheeks and defy character flaw. I'll graduate eventually. I'll see Steve and Neil and Erasmus and that inglorious Mr Thank be strung up from the wall bars, to be tickled to death by phantom dolphins. It will be doggerel and self-effacing. This is such a gentle rainfall for my soiled toga. I am so fortunate to be standing in the Southern breeze without my underwear catching . So far as we know this is seen by everyone with large screen televisions.

                Vice and soap are one in the same, you can't get one in one eye without the other lashing out at the other. It'll charge the principle and irritate the girl with the laptop who's just trying to get her work down but the damn electoral debate keeps distracting her with surreptitious farts in cars. A hundred years or so later, she'll be a wastrel angling the Patagonian potholes just to ascertain natural size. What could even be done with a detachable penis? Development would just stop and wink at the audience in such a way that lowers ratings. This may be the beginning of honesty, the great and final pardon for truth. The paper dolls apply Spatula Science and watch the fizzle go directly into the movie star's smaller eye along with a cool sixty five million if he doesn't watch his language. It is a microphone, after all. Get around the problem with crotchety sniffs instead. Then again the heifer is making a grandstand for the torch in the underground passage because the soapy cloud has ridiculed the exits. Believe me when I say that creative orgies are a fabric that swaddles.

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