Tuesday 21 May 2013

21/05/2013 - PERFORATE THE TURTLE VAN


                Perforate the turtle van and then lie in wait for the cold caller fear mongers. Am I ready to be loaded? Give us a sec, we're hurrying through. Fucking Jamaican Crossroads! Goddamn fibula weirdo! 'Tis better to jam out and say nice remarks than to bark yes for the government consultant. Bring us out of this funk or else we'll cut the cutlass and make like a fragrant comic book. That is hurtful and takes some time to get up to date again with. Chubby arguments fill my mouth with sandy marshmallows and Wandering Jews. Then again the changeling could be just coming up to refund the bursary with his reputable makeup wardrobe. You have to apply yourself or die in the virginal woods. How the stormy winds make hepatitis out of supernova helicopter skulls. Let's go to the basement and stuff the baby with beer bong technology. Cleanse while eating down. Cleft the mmmartyr  with smoky numbers. Run away the buckets or slash me with soda: the decision is yours and will not be conducive to mustard gags. Let's just say it's realllllly good, eh? Go on the lam and break my finger bone. Such a sorry Samoan analogy. Such a Sally Stem on the rinse.

            Get the right correction or go find an event to misconstrue. The misanthropes are missing the misty mire and moustache twirling in Mr. Thank's mild, middling misery. We're homing in on his prized bean collection, we're going to tie down his tweed and wheedle him out of his nylon socks. That's just a little of the sum summary for you to bathe in maybe. The detail is a detainment in a lonely soul musician clearly, it shivers in the missed opportunity of uppity in this maize massaging farce. The chances of bad drawings are limited to the brave and incompetent devotees. Do you have conviction? Do you have a family? Do you wear derrrrvishes and have a close personal relationship with the Broadcasting Assocation? We have a glitter patty just for you, my friend. We have a door that doesn't even fold seventy one times. The trick is to avoid the square conformity, as proposed by our impressionable prime minister. Glean that if you will do favours and gay parties.

            We insist that we were strung along by MPs and their most cherished mop semen. The dustbin rumbles with turquoise bank solutions. This is the forecast, the dirty fool's forecast. He has a forest to lose your children in should you wish to cut off their noses and trim down their trouser pockets. We serve to ask no questions and are prepared to operate on clean residences. We have a boil-in-the-bag nightfall, we can channel the shade of turnaround and all its princess magic. I suppose you might call us theatrical but we're not the only ones who employ bunny bears just to use and borrow their eyelashes. It was always a yeoman's plan, it was always a working equivalent that is according to debate.  

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