29/09/2013 - TENNIS TRICKS

Tennis tricks. These are tennis tricks. Everything is tennis tricks. Tennis is tennis tricks by its very definition. The game cannot be a game without the possibility of being underhanded. The game gives you rickets if you don’t play it right. If you involve any little ones, they will falter and be ground up into the clay and you won’t be allowed onto that particular court if you’re not wearing shoes. Tennis is a good place to start a placebo group. Tennis lacks elements of itself. Tennis declines every moment you’re not devising new strategies to win at it. Tennis becomes. Tennis is fashionable. Tennis employs all the rest of the boys from the street block but not you. Tennis is predetermined. Tennis is psychology in a motor boat. Tennis unwinds but never unfurls. Tennis reclaims control. Tennis blasts through furnace hardware. Tennis lives again. Tennis is a game. The game does not trust old men.

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