11/06/2013 - CONVENIENCE IS LENIENCY

                Convenience is leniency, a habitat, a shed. There's always spare money in the dresser provided you can navigate several elucidation lessons first. A common advisement would be to set the clouds looming over substrata demonology. The sky will grow claws and pterodactyl wings that go all the way across time and space, up and down. Do we know where the terraform is going to lead?  To Cinematic Hell! Thank you, facial recognition technology, I wouldn't be able to flag down a hologram vessel without you. These ultra light people take decades to appreciate and then colour. The crashes were delicious for the panache directors. The entire universe will soon collapse into a perfect wide-angle lens shot and no hot chocolate shall be forgotten or even spilt. It's turning rather cold though so best jump on it before the toddlers get out of their isolation hampers.

            Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Icicles made easy on the eyes! You wear it well, sleek lines of frozen liquid. Don't go all yellow on me just yet. The president is visiting with his giant pair of scissors and he wants to like your tone in advance of his departure. That kind of heat takes hard yanks to diffuse for definite. I wasn't going to tell, I was just making grandiose probabilities out of thin oxygen bicarbonate. Who cuddles the pouches? Turning them into pooches is a waste of company resources, not to mention an illegal assurance. Going out now to be among the monochrome motherfuckers.

            There are giants and there are musical cops riding on scooters. You'd think it would be easy to differentiate but you'd be surprised by the volume of people asking our resident agony aunt about how many 60-footers are bobbling around. The car rides home are made even more exciting with the introduction of neural diodes to the hermit's groin. Don't worry, he deserves it with all the flannel he's been wearing lately. And don't get me started on the fennel organism that's currently in the process of growing out of his chest cavity. No amount of condensation will save him from the jiffy he'll receive when it finally tears out of his overbearing ribcage. It has a wondrous tendency to elongate a man, an educated man even more so. Credulity has a lot of vested interest in this particular scenario so that's why we've put it in mental meaty chains.

            And the sawdust falls and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and we have a grove to behold! Look over yonder! Not hither, yonder! Dipstick! Don't you already know the rudiments of old fashioned speak? Measurements are Lesson 1. If they aren't, they really should be. They'll hear from my maternal lawyer for this, that's for damn certain. Just you wait until you hear her bum note, it cracks through all kinds of plasterboard. One time it even shattered a plastic plate by picking it up and snapping it in two. Hotty.