Tuesday 3 June 2014

03/06/2014 - PARENT SUPPORT NO, NO, NO

            Parental support no, no, no. The dog is choked by the moments that choke human's up and it's up to you, good sir/madam, to save its little tail from expiring. I smell a celebrity cameo! It smells like smoky bacon crisps that have been left on a sidewalk in America, in some undisclosed town in a lazy indie movie that focuses mostly on the scene transitions. This is not a good way to start off  a relationship with oneself, one's own shadow three weeks from now. Graft it from the back of the stairs and prop it up beside you and there you have it - oneself. Or rather one self, singular. Does it depress you to know that the police have your shadow in lockdown? Your shadow has done quite a few naughty things in its time of separation, it's campaigned for many righteous activist groups. I'm not going to tell you which because I'm a petty agent of justice out for my own end.
            Need like a reed or an on-call ward. You put up with so much and ask for so little simply because father was considerably more Scottish than uncle while he was reading his pint of whiskey in case the lines blinked and bubbled. Don't let those suds step out of line or your son of a bitch ass is fried. There goes the American film industry again, the indie films are marrying the popular ones. Babies will follow with long noses and toes and thumbs that stick out in sore ways. Poor gentlemen are currently residing in my basket case until further notice, until movements stop and the sensitivity forces its way into the holy books. The manuals will take that shit better anyway because the police are encouraged to enforce it. This is the fiftieth anniversary of Uranus going balmy for the Islamic holidays.
            Also tonight: belligerent word leaders will resort to humble slapping to combat their mutual melanomas and beard abstractions. Fit me with a camera and call me lucid! Speaking of which, the whithersoever is the sound a songbird makes when its overcome by ambivalence in a galleria. Special correspondents are paging doctors and doctors are paging orthopaedic surgeons. Unfortunately they are all on the monkey bars in the local park, trying to sink their teeth into the plastic covering the metal alloy. The tears you see in the next wink of daylight shall be like industrial drills on the bicuspid.
            So say hey, hey, hey, hey, hey to all female police officers in case the next one comes along and wears the cufflinks across their altered bows. This is the decision-making while this is the king-making. You can go forth by skill alone now, diligence and groovy looks are just a hamper in basket cases much like my own. I will bury the damn thing in the Dead Sea along with the ashes of Pocahontas and her one-time lover Neil, the contact lens dealer. He has resentment for the salvage crew.

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