Monday 10 February 2014

10/02/2014 - ACAPELLA

            Acapella. Altogether now. Retrospective. Idealistic motherfucker. The tall black father with incestuous diversions. Veronica going to town on the back of an envelope distribute by the national rail and the monsters that pay to live there. Tiny differences that make tinny noises at homecomings and housewarmings. Ultraviolet jalopy and paraphernalia. Gaiety. Oh dear oh my oh dear oh my and my dearest Josef. He tries to be so hard to impress all the girlies with their metrical laundering. They want to make a movie star out of him and selected parts of his father. They aim to leave him on the side of the road. Reconnaissance leads to drugs bust as thread leads to bionic cardiovascular systems. No-one can tell you straight, they hide behind pine cones and pretend it never happened, your exit strategy that is. Yes, they are that fickle and undeserving of your, shall we say, more unique talents involving acidic fuel and porous leavings. Droppings, bearings, retrieval of the glasses case at the end of turbulent time. You will never be a bee when bees are forgotten by their own thoraxes and neglected by everybody else in the menagerie of wife beaters. To say so is a direct violation of one's horrific thought process and miniscule laundry habits. They do wear them too you know, they are ahead of their era like the sisterhood always professed. It's a good, clean kind of atheist feminism. Doors are at 90% and windows are better left not thought about at all.
            As of right now you are surrounded by your siblings and your men with guns and your women with hunting rifles and everybody who ever taught you how to stand on just one leg. After all the talk is done you will be taken to a parking lot and shagged rotten by the car dealers who reside there with the absolute intention of shagging the vox populi. You'll know them by their thick-framed glasses and no-nonsense application forms. Don't sniff these, they will turn you into a gaseous substance that dresses up like a caveman out of sexuality choice. The day is already crammed full of artichoke memories and halibut ramparts so don't you go adding to the clutter with your business and your dreamy functions. The police will be overjoyed at the prospect of you going even further downhill without a warrant or a proper sled. These things have legal ramifications you know and you should really know by now that the old ladies were always preparing you for life with their insistence on certain bus seats. Eventually you'll trade places with them and then where will we all be? Where will we be indeed.

            You might know may in the days to come but the future will always be pluperfect, it shall forever remain that way instilled in your erogenous noggin. It's the outsider chance of war that makes us all bitterly afraid, the sudden advantage presented to us to beat ourselves up about all kinds of reading.

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