Wednesday 20 November 2013

20/11/2013 - IF HEAVEN DO THINK

            If Heaven do think of the venue then office shall get all jealous with its goodwill lolling out like a rejection slip or maybe some other mark of resignation. Seize the crown from participating in formula derivation or just go ahead and tidy away all triumphant jocularity. Turn away from Kelly before she notices that you got her all wrong: her gender, her identity, her genre, her pasty white skin that smoothes itself with the tongue of green positioning. 'Tis a parcel, a shagged-out parcel filled with streamers and blackballs and some semblance of a kingly madness that can't help but be sloppy. The ginger hair prizes itself. For once in my life I'm not there to witness the terrible event, I'm dancing elsewhere at 6AM with a girl at a train station who should be, would be a nurse. And we foxtrot all the way to the platform where her boyfriend will be coming to spay me with honest Lycopene. You couldn't make matters more resistant to themselves after seeing my guard fall in such a rosy-cheeked way, my tyre iron showing and dangling and describing me as a chap with too much thunder for a head. Sort yourself.
            Ring on ahead for the mental arithmetic, let the nocturnes pray for the sick and pray on the droves among them. You can earn trial after trial but it won't ever surmount a megabyte of wattage in the face of an exasperated deity. Uncover this, you shattered price of deluge. The metal lid is screwed down tight and involved in precarious thoughts of night and won't do much out in the light and might consult hedonists in their plight. It's not the deluge you're thinking of, those microbes constitute a different concept entirely. Pay attention the next time you go to class, the following situation with scissors and little black dresses. This is turning into a confessional booth and a right ruddy soppy one for all the church to see. They'll ask us where we keep the jewellery soon and you absolutely need to confess that you confiscated it for a higher and fruitier power. This is wrong but goody, gooey buttress all the same.

            If we really thought about elementals, we would get used to the change in the breath of a pearl necklace. Life's great coughing fit would end and the primary earners would march on Olympus with daisy chains and hypothetical nectar cannons. The war would be bloody but that's needless to say but I still said it so why not say it again? The war would be bloody. With more emphasis: THE WAR WOULD BE BLOODY. AWESOME. The sauce would just come running out from between the legs of Champion League footballers, bubbling all the way to the bank but not frothing due to a strict religious code of practice that has been held by the sauce for centuries. After hours of afro spinning, the sauce would sanctify itself into juice and then just add water.

No comments:

Post a Comment