Thursday 24 October 2013

23/10/2013-24/10/2013 - THE MOUSTACHE IS NEW

The moustache is new, the mouthpiece has become beholden to a larger object, has become a myth in the shadow of a grin. A petunia slipped up the water spout and denied evolutionary physics just for the sake of science fiction that is really hard to address. Whatever happened to the dude in space? Whatever possessed him to become an agent of the CIA? Did they even have a party agent in the CIA before his imminent reprisal? Could they curmudgeonly decide this way? Who initiates? Why let go?
            This is the point ahead of all time. This is a freeloader going upward and heavenward and licking the lift buttons will do exactly that to you, you fools. This is a reason for hearkening to the ergonomic surgery and playing out the field theory with empty hands and greasy palms. This is a man with a bank account that becomes more worthy by the seaside. A holy man may come down many hymns and address every little minor detail with the reflexes of a gazelle. He is not a woman and that seems to do just right by him and his white sky with glass ceiling equipped. At least he didn’t sell his soles to Filipino Ass Merchants or Other Men From the Rectory. This business of running a mouth would have to turn him out of pockets and decompose his household appliances with tongue whipping. As for the trekker, he is condemned to double indemnity and won’t reside in fealty to a singer he doesn’t believe in. To make sure of it you are being sent out on a case to gather the rest of his erstwhile children and use them to hold down their own mothers so that we might be able to fill their brains with ebbing and flowing ideas of reducing this despicable man mandible into a pile of gargantuan ash. It happened once and it happens today. As you’d expect.
            There’s nothing tender left to the loins and this statement can’t possibly be true when you really let go of all annihilation primroses and plant both boulder-shaped big toes on the ground. You can’t know, not probably, I’ve seen the Caramel Prophets make more prophets from their selective caramel factories and with little time to spare a spire from exclusion principle. The old woman has a heart of gold or so I’m told and I’m kind of tempted to move it so’s I don’t have to see the boss man get all angry with our slap heads and Wendigo burgers. Ay, that’s right. I’m glad you noticed but not glad to let you go over the finer points. It’s getting to be just like a hand job in as much as the giraffes seem to want in on the action. The wolves have already placed their bets and wager their more prominent canines for a cut. Mothers are next on the agenda and grandmothers after them. It seemed only fair to let the little girls go while the psychiatrists blathered on in the background  of our TV static. It’s not to be trusted so don’t go.
            One of the new times I see you, I’ll be a whole new man with whole new parts and a few necessary and aptly-named holes. As women go out to drink film broth, my brain infection seems to be spreading into biblical passages of hellfire and brimstone despite the fact I’m just reading a book on the WI and their magnificent rag collection. Womanhood slaps down hard on the start up and ingratiates itself with typing skill and deputy exhaustion prevention habits. You just take a little breath and I’ll see who I can lie to meaningfully and without a haircut. As I’d expect but what about you? Don’t go on, don’t carry on about the toilet in the downstairs lounge. The faucets are perhaps a little leaky but the animal who put it there   were gathered up by an anecdotal trip out to the south of you.
            Let’s now dispute the finer points and see where that takes the feeling of hands brushing a magic carpet simultaneously. Moo cows are expensive but I think you’re worth it, little paraplegic misnomer! You are sliming up the hallway with your hopeful banter and blank verse of pedantry. Stay away from the lifestyle and you'll make your own lifestyle, forge it, button it. It's silken lace that strokes the underside of your barefaced chin. She was a poor dear and you know now how to accept it with exempting yourself from any further developments in parliament. It's a masterstroke and I love you for it, exactly as you stand right now, I love your promises. The kicker is that you'll fail and falter and then blame me but I'll just go ahead and restart the universe and switch disk drives to make you huggable again.
            The Little Old Romanian Woman wants to show you her collection of Great British baking techniques. She is quite proud of her recipe books and will force them down your throat in lieu of the actual dough so you better get gussied up and ready for the tantalising. When she talks, she's a regular greenhouse gas going up and with your petty balloon triumphs. The Little Old Romanian Woman has an ideal outcome in mind, she always has an ideal tucked away to truncate for a raspy-hearted afternoon out on the field. Let's have a picnic and open up objectivity clauses. The school work is implied.
            It's taken some years to arrive at it but now we, both you and I, need to realise that the dots in a cartoon dogs eyes are our very souls folded down into two dimensions. The blackness is not there to signify or indicate or even infer in some cases, it's there as a placeholder for all the races we could run together. It's news and news is good provided that you set off with enough chlorophyll to stupefy the light.
            

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